This is funny... not because I can relate or anything. It's just because.... you know, it's funny.
Okay, this is freakin' GENIUS! The fine folks over at Blendtec have brought us EXTREME BLENDING! For 400 bucks you can have the ultimate toy. A Blendtec TB-621-BHM . Why is a blender the ultimate toy? Check this out...
- Sliced & Diced Golf Balls
- Coke can smoothie
- Marbles!
- Rake Handle
- 1/2 Chicken (Bones and all!)
Imagine what you could pull off with one of their commercial blenders...
In honor of election day (yeah, I know it's tomorrow) here is the only thing I am likely to post on the subject. Yes, I find this article a bit troubling (Valley's dead cast their votes) but what really caught my eye was this quote:
"Of course we are concerned about people voting if they are dead,"
- George Stanton, Chief Information Officer for the NY State Board of Elections
Ya think?!?!
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*News Flash* - Doogie Howser is gay.
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Uh, I believe that my Moe's obsession went in a bad direction today. I walked in to pick up my usual and they already had it bagged and sitting at the register. I was in and out faster than you can say "Welcome to Moe's".
I AM Taco Grande.
Heh Heh, I don't think a comment is necessary...
RateMyProfessor.com lets students do just that. These are my favorite comments from their list of funniest responses...
- You can't cheat in her class because no one knows the answers.
- Three of my friends got A's in his class and my friends are dumb.
- Emotional scarring may fade away, but that big fat F on your transcript won't.
- BORING! But I learned there are 137 tiles on the ceiling.
- Teaches well, invites questions and then insults you for 20 minutes.
- I learned how to hate a language I already know.
- Bring a pillow.
- Your pillow will need a pillow.
- If I was tested on her family, I would have gotten an A.
- She hates you already.
Full list available at: http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/Funniest.jsp
We added one to our Trick-or-Treat crew this year. It was Brooke's first time going out and she caught on quickly. She wasn't big on the whole idea for the first couple of houses but once she realized that people were putting candy in her pumpkin she was off and running. Sam and Madi led the charge and Brooke kept up the whole way. In fact, it was the big sisters that ended up with the tired legs and I feel sure that Brooke would have kept going as long as we wanted her to. They dressed up as circus performers in real life circus outfits (courtesy of Nana Johnson). I wasn't all that thrilled with the number of boys saying "Hi" to Sam along the way but it's nothing that my growing gun collection won't curtail. We had a great time and the girls got lots of candy!
Madi: "Owwwwwww! BROOKE BIT ME!!!
Heather: "Where?"
Madi: "By the chaaaair"
Heather: " No, where on your body did she bite you?"
Madi: "On my Butt!"
In these serious times it is important for all of us, of all faiths, to recognize these four Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Mormons do not recognize each other at Hooters
While eating a near exact copy of Olive Garden's Zuppa Tuscana...Brian: "I love this soup. We need to start having it like once a week."
Sam: "Not that Sweet Potato one."
Heather: "Don't worry, that one won't be making an appearance in our house again."
Sam: "Was that in a cook book?"
Heather: "No."
Sam: " Did you print it out?"
Heather: "Yeah."
Sam:"Did you throw it away?"
I was messing around with the camera on my phone and one of the options it offers is to take a panorama shot. I tested it by capturing the spectacular view from my desk chair. I have one of the only windows in the building so not everyone here is lucky enough to have a view of the parking lot next door and the associated ant problem.
I ran across this and thought it was kinda cool. Click your mouse to change the "paint" color and press any key to start over...
http://www.jacksonpollock.org/
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